In my post a couple of days ago about my playdate with Lupe, I was surprised to get a lot of comments calling Lupe my “boyfriend” and even my “toyboy”! What do you mean? That was just an innocent playdate! 
Hsin-Yi said if Lupe is my “toyboy”, that means I’m a “cougar”. Huh? I thought cougars were big mountain kitties that looked a bit like lions – I’m not a cougar, am I??
But Hsin-Yi told me that “cougar” is also a name for human ladies who have younger men for their boyfriends…and because Lupe is a lot younger than me – he is only 2 while I’m already 6 & 1/2 - that would make me a doggie-cougar! 
Well, actually – there are 2 other young boy doggies who have always given me lots of attentions and tell me they really like me. And I have to say, I do have a soft spot for them because I like small, fiesty doggies with hairy eyebrows and moustaches…they are my blog friends, the Schnauzer Brothers: Max & JD! 
My humans told me that there is a new TV show about older human ladies with their younger human boyfriends called Cougar Town…well, I was thinking maybe I should have my own version?
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Would any other young boy doggies like to join the cast?
Actually, I am only joking because my heart really only belongs to my boyfriend and BFF, Ombre the Standard Schnauzer. We were “puphood sweethearts” because we met in Puppy Class and grew up together - and although he has now moved to a faraway place called Toronto with his family, he will always be my one and only…! 
That photo of your head on a cougar body is hysterical! And I love you in the “CougarTown” logo.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
Thanks for leaving me some suggestions for tricks Oreo can be working on while he’s on required rest & relaxation. I’ve been at a loss on what else we could do.
Oh Honey! My internet girlfriend, Randi, is much older than me and calls me her little cub. Nothing wrong with that. I did enjoy your photo. Hey, you are as young as you feel, right?
Kisses,
Dexter
Oh my goodness Honey…your hooman is too funny!! I loved the cougar body with your head…my mom was cracking up. Love the entire cougar town story…especially since I’m a cougar myself you know.
AARF Kasha the Dainty Great Dane
hello honey its dennis the vizsla dog hay no no no cougars ar not big cats that luk like lions!!! they ar wimmin hoo luk like courteney cox!!! and for sum reezon dada has got a faraway luk on his fayse now hay dada snap owt of it!!! ok bye
Hahaha I had to do a double take at that cougar picture Honey, Hsin-Yi is very funny, you really look like your “on the prowl” hehe. Emily says when I grow up maybe I can be a cougar but for now I can only aspire to your cougar-ish ways.
Pepper
Wow, you look quite “cool” as a cougar!!
That last picture is soo sweet, you guys look like a perfect couple!
Oh honey, please count me in! You know I adore you.
OMD…I am laughing SO hard….this post is hilarious! That first picture…perfect! hehehehe! I also know what you mean about those sweet little Schnauzer boys…but how sweet that you stayed true to your Ombre.
Kisses,
Nala
Oh yea, those creatures below are pretty cool…Mom says she doesn’t mind spiders so much…just mice and snakes bother her.
Honey!
Thanks for the good laugh we had reading your post!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
i bet i could win your heart.
i am sensitive (i cried the whole time i watched snow white the other night with my mommy), i love to run and run faster than any other dog i have ever met and i never get tired.i like water thats knee deep but i dont swim out because we have gators and sharks around here. i always lets my friends eat first. i dont counter surf. im very cuddly. i am pretty goodlooking according to mommy. she said i could have been a show dog except i was the runt with only one nut. but i grew up and now i am taller than all my siblings. i talk. i tell everyone “i wuv you” esp if we are going thru the drive thru burger joint. my mommy makes cupcakes for a living and i only licked the icing off the very first batch a long time ago. now i wait for my treat. i’m very friendly to other dogs. very submissive. i never fight or growl. i just like to run and play and play tug of war. i also am obsessed with ta gopher hole in my front yard and someday im going to dig that little varmint out. i’m also very gentle with old people. i visit my pop pop and granny almost every day at the old folks place and i just lean on them while they are sitting and let them rub my belly.i really need a girlfriend.
Honey, there’s so much in this post I don’t know where to start commenting.
spiders -- we have the most beautiful spider that spins a web in our backyard each night at the moment. the web is about a metre across! If I knew which spider it was, I might be afraid of it, so I’m not researching, lol.
Possums -- Penny barks at them every night, and I have to go and bring her in -- it’s part of her ritual.
I thought the lizard was a Jacky Dragon at first look. I used to keep them and they are my absolute favorite lizard. You need a licence to keep them. But I think you might be right in saying it’s an eastern water dragon.
Woops! Somehow I posted my comments on your last post here instead of one that one. I don’t have the foggiest idea how I did that.
Oh my, you are super good at the ‘cougar’ thing, Honey! Sorry, I can’t stop laughing..you are so cute and funny at the same time! *grins* Thanks for making my day =)
Hope you have a great week ahead!
Scottie
we dont have internet girlfriends
hmmm maby we gonna place a advertise
Kissslobbers
El’bow & Hauwii
Hey Honey, you and Kasha could co-star!
woof -- Tucker
LOL! Honey you as a cougar is just too funny!
Ha roo roo roo! Oh, Honey! You are so funny!!!!
I love the pix of you with Ombre! You look like you shared wonderful times together!
Tail wags,
Storms
Hi Honey,
Love your cougar photo!
I wish I had a first love like Ombre for you!
Love,
Cinnamon
oh! I will has to tell my Morgan she a Cougar! She 6 and I only 1 and a half.
hehe!
Aw Honey, it happysad to think about Ombre, what good sweetpups you beed.
~lickies, Ludo
Cougar Town is a very funny show, Honey. Thunder is already spoken fot, he has his sweetie Kat of the Washington Woos, but Phantom could be your older honey -- he is a very mature 11. BOL.
The pics of you and Ombre are just delightful.
Woos -- Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Ohh Honey, that first picture freaked me out until I realized your mommy had played with Photoshop! You are the prettiest Cougar Doggie I know. I think it is quite humorous you like little men. Loved this blog post, made me giggle!
we remember Ombre--he is awesome
You make quite the cougar, Honey. Dublin immediately offered to be your boy toy if you wanted him
Awww you must miss Ombre so much. Oh as for casting I’m only two and I’m handsome if I do say so myself!!
Jackal
Those pictures of you and Ombre are so cute!
Hehe, fun post, Honey!
Hsin-Yi -- I use photoshop elements 8 for the watermarks. I am still getting used to using it but i think you can do a lot with the photo’s on it. I mainly wanted it for the watermarks side but one of these days i will try out the other things it does.
Hi Honey -- aw, we got all exciting seeing this post, especially the Cougar Town logo, with us in the same snapshot as you -- swoon!! We know we’re just young pretenders and that your heart will always remain true to Ombre -- but knowing this only makes us admire and adore you all the more, sigh….!
We also had to do a double-take on that first photo! Hsin-Yi is very talented, we can’t even see the join between your head and the cougar body, he he he!
Thanks for the giggle Honey -- we loved this post!
Schnauzer snuggles -- JD and Max.
Cougar Town is great coz i also love hot women who are cougars .